dearnonacepeople:

#TweetLikeAStraightPerson is a gem

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luneself:

*sits in a campsite around a campfire* *puts flashlight up to my face* *whispers creepily* the gender binary *everybody screams*

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border-studies:

The first published image of the koala appeared in George Perry’s (1810) natural history work Arcana.[109] Perry called it the “New Holland Sloth” on account of its perceived similarities to the Central and South American tree-living mammals of genus Bradypus. His disdain for the koala, evident in his description of the animal, was typical of the prevailing early 19th-century British attitude about the primitiveness and oddity of Australian fauna:[110]
"… the eye is placed like that of the Sloth, very close to the mouth and nose, which gives it a clumsy awkward appearance, and void of elegance in the combination … they have little either in their character or appearance to interest the Naturalist or Philosopher. As Nature however provides nothing in vain, we may suppose that even these torpid, senseless creatures are wisely intended to fill up one of the great links of the chain of animated nature …".[111]

border-studies:

The first published image of the koala appeared in George Perry’s (1810) natural history work Arcana.[109] Perry called it the “New Holland Sloth” on account of its perceived similarities to the Central and South American tree-living mammals of genus Bradypus. His disdain for the koala, evident in his description of the animal, was typical of the prevailing early 19th-century British attitude about the primitiveness and oddity of Australian fauna:[110]

"… the eye is placed like that of the Sloth, very close to the mouth and nose, which gives it a clumsy awkward appearance, and void of elegance in the combination … they have little either in their character or appearance to interest the Naturalist or Philosopher. As Nature however provides nothing in vain, we may suppose that even these torpid, senseless creatures are wisely intended to fill up one of the great links of the chain of animated nature …".[111]

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iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

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pardonmewhileipanic:

thegreenwolf:

bryxhearsxmusic:

sizvideos:

Watch it in video

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ok but I just really love the names they give them

"The Ridiculous Potato"

"The Unfortunate Clementine"

I’m giggling it’s like a team of ragtag misfit superheroes

I love the sometimes absolutely ugly but completely tasty produce that comes out of my garden.

this is great! food waste is a big issue, and seem ridiculous considering how many people are starving/unable to afford produce, while those marketing are tossing so much away

also if you want to take the message another way, it’s a reminder that not fitting into societal beauty expectations, does not diminish your quality  

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vicemag:

Spike Jonze Made a Surprise ‘Music Video’ for Karen O

On Sunday we made a one-act play for my friend Humberto’s company, Opening Ceremony. The idea was to do a play instead of a regular fashion show during Fashion Week, and, miraculously, we were able to do it at the New York Metropolitan Opera House. (Thank you, Peter Gelb and everyone at the Met!) Also, this week my dear friend Karen is putting out her first solo album of precious, personal love and heartache gems titled Crush Songs. They are songs made so intimately and spontaneously alone in her bedroom a few years ago that they feel more like unguarded whispers from her heart than a traditionally produced album. So on Sunday, during a ten-minute break as we were rehearsing and lighting at the Met, we made a very impromptu “music video” for Karen in the spirit of her album. It just seemed like if you have the Opera House, that song, and Elle Fanning together, you shouldn’t let the opportunity go by. So we made this as a surprise gift for Karen to congratulate her on her album. She is going to see this for the first time as you do. I hope you enjoy.

—Spike Jonze

(Source: Vice Magazine)

vicemag:

I Attended a Pug Pool Party in Staten Island 

Every year, the Staten Island Pug Meetup hosts a pug pool party where pug lovers can watch pug swimming races and eat pug lollipops. Luckily for everyone who missed the event, Amy Lombard took these pictures.

rainbowdecay:

leandraholmes:

We have a great saying in German when people are saying or doing something stupid: 

"Herr, wirf Hirn vom Himmel!"

"Lord, throw some brains from the heavens." 

OR! “Lass es hirn regnen” - let it rain brains - BEAUTIFUL

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wetmouthbreather:

i fucking need this

wetmouthbreather:

i fucking need this

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you-need-satan:

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wetmouthbreather:

:))))))

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snuffboxisdead:

wonkycactus:

youarenotyou:

don’t read this while drinking a beverage.

Cool!
Edit: Looks like this is from Michael Pollan’s The Botany of Desire.

suddenly interested in gardening. And sweeping

snuffboxisdead:

wonkycactus:

youarenotyou:

don’t read this while drinking a beverage.

Cool!

Edit: Looks like this is from Michael Pollan’s The Botany of Desire.

suddenly interested in gardening. And sweeping

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